On November 17th, an ultra-classified rendezvous took place, known as the “Naughty Magazine Summit.” The parents of SMES (Superior Minds Elementary School) were given the assurance that these magazines would be eradicated from the premises and never return. However, to everyone’s shock, in late March, rumors started spreading that the magazines had made an unexpected comeback (if they had ever truly disappeared). And to make matters worse, these scandalous publications were shamelessly showcased in the school chapel, where every innocent child’s eyes could stumble upon them. It goes without saying that not only were these magazines highly inappropriate, but the advertisement of the Saint Marks school within them was a blatant violation of boundaries.